Step 1: Push rocker from living room to kitchen and climb up to open candy drawer all by self.
Step 2: Pick out the largest bag of church candy with the biggest pieces of candy. (aka choking hazards)
Step 3: Without looking at mom (who I think MIGHT be watching me and calling my name), open candy wrapper quietly by self.
Step 4: Remember to throw away the wrapper/evidence and remember to not look guilty!
Step 5: Smile at mom with mouth closed so as to not raise suspicion. Yummy yummy yummy!
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